
Fuck you, Salvation Army. Get your stupid bell out of my face. Maybe I'll chuck a dollar your way when you stop dodging anti-discrimination laws, but until then you can shove your dollar store bell straight up your silly ass. For now I'll stick to giving money to local homeless shelters, thanks.
And also, your aprons are fucking ugly.
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Another Ad Fail, this time courtesy of CNN:

Capped it while watching the video and trying to figure out if keeping your brainless baby alive for an entire year (when he can't see, smell, hear, move or eat) is child cruelty or not.
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I have really bad breath in the morning.
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I really should be working on that darn project...but damn, I'm lazy tonight. Think I'll go take a shower and slip in to bed.
She can wait another week for it.
Goodnight all.
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If I were going to become a dinosaur, and I had a say in choosing which dinosaur I were gonna be, I'd choose to become a T-Rex. Just to be badass about it.

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here's one of my fav. xmas tv episodes.
Enjoy
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why do they call the lion the king of the jungle if he lives on the plains of Africa? i have never heard of a lion in the jungle. i am sheltered though
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It's snowing like crazy! ahh I LOVE it! :)
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vodkabeforenoon has just replaced (the no longer posts here) laurielee as dumb cunt queen around these parts.
Continue posting as usual.
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We come from the land of the ice and snow...
Sing it with me now.
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the other day this woman i was talking to named shannon or whatever was complaining like a bitch about how shallow everyone in our school is and this bitch was going on and on and i so kindly tell her to shut the fuck up and stop complaining. she lashes out with 'if you think i'm complaining, you don't know what complaining is' so i ask her 'what the hell are you doing?' she comes back with, 'i'm pointing out what is blatantly obvious to anyone with a brain, stupid.' and i really wanted to tell her that doing so was fucking stupid but i digress and just told her she was still complaining. this led onto me telling her that complaining about something that can't be changed was stupid, however, she took it as me being one of those 'no protesting because you can't change shit.'
no. i'm okay with protesting. i'm not okay with protesting personalities. what, are you going to go worldwide bitching about how no one loves you for what's inside? well, tough shit. people are shallow. it's a personality trait, you bitching and moaning isn't going to change over a million peoples personalities. that's like protesting against nature - good fucking luck. stop being so bitchy and go find someone who doesn't care about your piggie nose. yes, that was shallow. protest against me.
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i will never understand how people go through life, bottling up their anger. then again, i'll never understand how i broke a door off the hinges.
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I think it is funny how google photos thinks this is a real face belonging to a real person. Also: Face recognition is kind of scary. Is this Boy George???
( You asked for trees? Here are trees. )I miss the Autumn and warm. Damn this stupid winter and its stupid cold and stupid snow. ~~Nick
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I look back at the past and see you. I never could make at your face. You never cared about me. I am sorry everything ended like it did.
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